- pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
- athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
- popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
- smart friend: just got straight A's!!
- me: i can breathe
is this what it feels like to be on acid
precisely
i love these videos they’re so creative!
one of my fave vids…made guac today and thought of this
- My friends: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
- Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.
Best shit ever
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
Omfg my last name is Buckley and my parents names are Susan and John ASBSHDIWQKANBAHDIS
Seriously?!








